OBJECTS UNDEFINTED

$50.00
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3 OBJECTS™ have been brought out of the vaults here at MTHFLL by our engineers for the first time ever.

Photographing these horrors killed 7 staff members. Do not look at or try to comprehend the strucutre, trying to do so will result in immediate damage to the brain.

Purchase at your own risk.


MTHFLL is not responsible for any internal bleeding, blindness or reduction in cognitive function.

Select color: Cobalt

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag

Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.